'YOU WON'T BE WAITING IN ANY LINES'

THAT'S RIGHT! YOU'LL BE WAITING AT HOME FOR YOUR RATIONED CARE APPOINTMENT THAT IS SIX MONTHS AWAY! UNLESS YOU DIE BY THEN OR BECOME LESS DESERVING OF MEDICAL ATTENTION THAN SOMEONE ELSE WHO COULD BETTER BENEFIT FROM YOUR DOLLARS. IT'S YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO DIE AND PAY TAXES! HOORAY FOR HOPE AND CHANGE!

You know, this reminds me...wasn't there a really bad sitcom about a hospital called "Chicago Hope"? I think that's a new phrase, "Man, you don't have a Chicago hope of getting an appointment this year."